I… Pfff. Of Course I can can cook!
What do you think I am.. A nov-.. an idiot?
Ha..haha.. Good one.

[The Derp behind Kaderp]

askstumpy:

Wake up and smell the hummus!

Muehehehehe >D

[So.. I drew Kadar as a Centuar. Yupp. Ignore the missing hand, cause I can’t draw them sooooo yupp. Enjoy :D]

I-its not like I care that you like them! B-Baka Anon!

Not only have I met them, I am one of them!

//only in his imagination, but a boy can dream!

[I’m terribly sorry it’s been so long since i’ve updated, but I hope this makes up for it.. at least a small bit :3]

Well, this one time, Malik and I put hidden blades on some chickens.

The adults thought it was funny.. untill they realized we cut holes in them for the chickens legs.
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It wasn’t so funny after that.

Why would you DO that!?